February 2012
Anonymous asked: Oh my god, confused muggle. You can't just ask people why they're 'so pale'
Dear Lord Voldemort,
If you’re the “Dark Lord,” why are you so pale?
Sincerely, confused muggle.
mayoressofsharktown replied to your post: Anyone...
I was gonna say there has been quite a lot of these going around lately haven’t there?
inadarkenedswimmingpool replied to your post:...
Good to know I’m not the only one :3
I got worried there for a bit
Anyone else get an ask from ‘tumblr staff blog’ about apple shit?
Because I have a feeling it’s a virus…
Yes I am well aware I have consumed waaay too much garlic, but to be honest nobody wants Edward Cullen visiting them at night do they?
BBC we get it you love Sherlock but no need to rub it in my face every two minutes.
Sherlock Holmes as a category on ‘perfection’, the Sherlock advert before Waterloo road and now on Waterloo road.
Just saw the Sherlock advert on bbc 1
Oh god I wanna cry now!
from-decimated-dreams asked: How are things with youuuu? xxx
pike0324 asked: What's wrong?
I’m sorry mother but if you put barrel loads of sugar on your ‘healthy meal’ it no longer qualifies as healthy.
jutravern replied to your post: My arms are...
Aha well he was only 11 and he was quite a fat fucker xD
Plus I can’t help but help everyone I see :3
& so am I! My first treat in idk how long and I have to get someone to help me eat them xD
My arms are shaking and dead. I am in hell.
If anyone knows the year seven Kyle in York give him a fucking slap for me. Last time I’m being the good Samaritan. He was struggling with his bike up the hill so I offered to help him carry it up the hill and he goes ‘okay’ and then hands me the bike to lug up this hill. After that I expect him to help me with this bike and he goes ‘will you carry it home??’ so I was...
Anonymous asked: missyou,xxxx
Anonymous asked: You okay, hun?
Dear 6,
Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn’t be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things.
Sincerely, 7
“One day we were in the make-up trailer and someone was brushing out Benedict’s...”
– Lara Pulver (via melloves)
THAT’S HOW BENEDICT’S MIND WORKS.
(via cumberbatched94)
gottagetmysherlock started following you
THANK YOU! YOU ARE MY 900th FOLLOWER!! :D
ageoldcontradiction replied to your post: 899...
That’s it I’m coming to your house to give you massive cuddle and some skittles! :D
I always do that too! You’re not alone! xD :3
899 followers :D
I’m so proud!!
@katiekeasbey I'm on my iPod otherwise I would...
But sure! :D
It’s under my about me page :) xx
from-decimated-dreams replied to your post:...
Good thinking batman!
Personally I don’t want pancakes, I’ll over indulge and ruin my diet :3
Once I start eating pancakes there is no stopping me xD
Also we get really cheap nasty pancakes and ugh they’re just like circles of grease D:
Plus I have the baby tomorrow so hopefully I’ll be distracted feeding him whilst everyone else gorges on their grease :)
Everyone on my Facebook are like
‘OMGG PANCAKES TOMORROWWW CAN’T WAIIIT!!’
Meanwhile I’m sat here like
‘you do realise you can have pancakes other days of the year too right?’
Tumblr taught me a few things...
Tumblr taught me that :
- Basically, nothing is my division anymore.
- “Fuck you I won a bafta” is an acceptable answer for almost everything.
- “dhvbskjmfazpazf” actually MEANS something.
- “This” is so much more than just a word.
- A gif is worth a thousand words
- It’s okay to be obsessed about Sherlock, Doctor Who, Merlin, Supernatural… Well, maybe it’s not totally okay but at...
I bet Sherlock would be really good at finding an...
Sherlock: JOHN SHUT-UP.
John: I didn't say anything.
Sherlock: YOU WERE GOING IN A RANDOM DIRECTION, IT'S ANNOYING. OK, oaks and palm trees growing together - this transition is only found in southwestern Puebla, which means that I'm on the border of Mexico and Arizona, obviously. Airport within 30 miles, sand on the road indicates that the last few cars went North, makes sense, because the nearest city is in Nogales. OKEYDOKEY.
Sherlock: *click, click, click* HELL YEAH, FOUND THE AIRPORT.
John:
Sherlock:
John:
Sherlock:
John:
Sherlock:
John:
Sherlock: How are you doing, John?
John: I'm in Antarctica.
Sometimes I like to fill my bath with Skittles and pretend I’m Godzilla in a ball pit.
Got completely lost so i clicked go again, just...
I hear they serve the best cream tea’s around.
I THINK I’VE JUST FOUND MY NAN. LIKE SERIOUSLY.
r4diationn replied to your post: How many followers do you have oh lovely one?
ahww, i was you’re 69th follower!
It feels so long ago! :3
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Anonymous asked: How many followers do you have oh lovely one?
I found the airport :3 And then I clicked Go again and landed in front of a lollipop lady.
I think it’s safe to say i’m in the Uk?
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Well I know one thing for sure, the houses in Denmark are bloody beautiful.
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Can anyone translate Til Salg for me? I don’t know if it could mean airport.
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Okay, so I did it. I gave into the temptation of...
I ended up here:
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the way I type on tumblr: assntitties lololol rkejwhlkjdhlwkjerhwer I can't even with all these feels
the way I write for class: Under this assumption, it is safe to dictate in a clear and particularly concise way that the author not only felt the need to illustrate the background surrounding the mortifying, yet tragic, action that pushes forward the engaging plot, but also the background of the reader's very own heart.
